January 2011
27 posts
Philippine Folklore Creatures →
pinoytumblr:
MANANANGGAL. Literally means “one that removes”. This creature is usually an attractive woman by day. At night, especially when there is a full moon, her upper body detaches from her lower body; it utters a special demonic prayer and applies some kind of oil on all of its body parts before the ‘detachment’. Bat-like wings sprout out from its back, and it uses its long tongue...
Sa elevator
Pinoy1: Bababa ba?
Pinoy2: Bababa
Foreigner: what the??? *Nosebleeding*
Kung ang pagmumura ay naimbento dati pa..
emilaiii:
IMAGINE:
Rizal: Fuck! Bakit ako dadalhin sa Dapitan? Ampf!
Bonifacio: Punitin ang putanginang sedula! Pakyu mga Kastila!
Lapu-lapu: Tangina, naka-itak lang tayo, pota! Badtrip ka Magellan!
eto ang matindi:
Florante: Shit! Ang sarap mo, Laura!
Some girl on facebook's status is "one week...
-sk:
Creepy
superhangin:
Siguro hindi magiging Happy ang Meal ko kung naging bata ako nung panahong eto pa ang gamit na mascot ng Macdonald’s
At malamang hindi din bibida sa akin maging si Jollibee..
Ilang bata kaya noon ang may Trauma kapag binibigkas na ng magulang nila ang pangalang Ronald Macdonald at Jollibee?
Alam mo yung mga nangunguha ng bata sa shake rattle and roll? sila yun eh
“Alam mo, wala na akong hinangad kundi ang...
matabangutak:
That awkward moment where you post a picture of...
cindyrelluuuuh:
